DOOM 3 retrieval plan (more mouse draw) [Liam]

Liam: "Hi, I'm calling to see if you're doing any kind of sales promotion for doom 3..."
EB guy: "Well, nothing today, but tomorrow morning we're gonna be holding a [insert shindig name i forgot] to distribute pre-order copies to our pre-order customers... after that we'll see if we have any extras to sell..."
Liam: "Extras?"

Ok is EB a fucking store or a sweaty nerd sewing circle? I have money, do they not want it? Exchange currency for goods and/or services much guys?

So I didn't get on the whole "reserve your copy of DOOM 3 early" thing when I had the chance. I figured I really didn't need any kind of action figure bonus, but now faced with the harsh reality of tomorrow's release day I realize I'm going to have to battle hordes of smelly orc fanboys to secure a copy.
Luckily, I was able to reverse-engineer some alien war pod / anti stupid human technology (see: original brog) laying around, and came up with:



The 2nd generation "Mall Crawler" warpod variant... able to navigate Newpark without busting down walls, ram aside game fans without stepping on them and thus threatening the paint job, just in general a more finesse-oriented approach towards inflicting space mecha violence on people i dislike. The stance widens to get under low ceilings or straddle crumpled rival customers, and compresses to ride the escalator and navigate the tables in the food court.