Congratufuckinglations America [Liam]

STUPID PEOPLE HAPPIEST SINCE INVENTION OF VELCRO SHOES
fuck the following, in no particular order:
the middle portion of this country.
the democratic process for relying on the aforementioned retards.
florida. and ohio. mostly florida.
anyone who isn't a millionaire who's hell-bent on getting boned by the rich 1%
because they think they'd like to hang out with their candidate at a down-home gathering of some sort. in short, people who vote on character.
most of all the media, for confusing bi-partisan coverage with objective coverage in a self-interested effort to legitimize the most ridiculous presidency in U.S. history.

i'm mad like someone just beat me up on the bus back from middle school and i know there's nothing i can do about it.
this morning i felt like by getting up and voting i could in some personal, subjective way take the weight of our fucked up world on my shoulders and do something. now i just feel like it's still there but it's crushing the shit out of me.
well, i can always load up photoshop and be petty.


**disclaimer: this doesn't advocate anything in real life, in fact it's intended as a cathartic, calming exercise that harms only pixels. any resemblance to actual people is purely coincidental.