clothing, other randomness [Liam]
Before I start I just wanna floss this image I put as a placeholder on the Xanga acct I registered to harass mike's livejournal(<3). I won't be posting there anytime soon unless a highschool teacher decides to seriously bust my balls, but I just didn't wanna leave the damn thing blank. This, anyway, is an alternate color version of MY TRIBUTE TO EMO-ASS XANGA IMAGERY:
(ahem)
Ok so lately I've been on kind of a clothes-buying binge, basically ever since Christmas was over and I was once again free to spend money on mAh Gr3eDy-AzZ d3lF.
First on the agenda was a Kenneth Cole jacket I was eyeing earlier when my mom sent me and my brother to grab an age-appropriate leather jacket for my dad to put under the tree. Often I have a weird hangup when it comes to dropping a three-digit amount on any single item that doesn't have any plugs or lights, but going through a dry run on my dad's jacket opened my eyes to what a painless process it can be. Swipe card, sign, congratulations. So now I have this jacket that I'm not supposed to wear in the rain, and it's been pouring like a muthafucka ever since.
When I first thought about doing this blog, I wanted to take images off the web for all of my purchases. Unfortunately it turns out Cole kills HELLA cows and like his website doesn't even know what to do with about 90% of that sheeit... so i have to pose like a wannabe rockstar in front of my bathroom mirror instead:
and then there was this black sweater and an orange beanie i got from bananarepublic.com. Being that i bought it online i DO know where to find the images, but upon closer examination... i stand to lose any remaining shred of masculinity i might have retained after that last pic if I put this up:
fortunately, photoshop always has my back.
let's see if we can make this pic a little more HARD KORE:
BOOOM!!!
Sub Zero is so hardcore in that hat he doesn't even PAY ATTENTION to you, or to correct lighting direction.
Actually, I have a confession at this point in my ramble. I did take a picture with the beanie, just I came to the realization as I was putting it on that it was the sort of ridiculous garment only a Japanese celebrity would wear.
That led to THIS photoshop crime:
I was thinking TEAM ZISSOU when i bought it, but my membership card is still in the mail and I remain loyal first and foremost to brog-unit online thuggery regardless.
There's some other crap I've picked up lately, but none of it will top the orange beanie for pure comic value so I might as well cut to the main point of this post, which was to get opinions on a pair of jeans i'm thinking about buying:
Oh, wait. Excuse me. I meant...
BOOOOOOM!
Yeah buddy.
(ahem)
Ok so lately I've been on kind of a clothes-buying binge, basically ever since Christmas was over and I was once again free to spend money on mAh Gr3eDy-AzZ d3lF.
First on the agenda was a Kenneth Cole jacket I was eyeing earlier when my mom sent me and my brother to grab an age-appropriate leather jacket for my dad to put under the tree. Often I have a weird hangup when it comes to dropping a three-digit amount on any single item that doesn't have any plugs or lights, but going through a dry run on my dad's jacket opened my eyes to what a painless process it can be. Swipe card, sign, congratulations. So now I have this jacket that I'm not supposed to wear in the rain, and it's been pouring like a muthafucka ever since.
When I first thought about doing this blog, I wanted to take images off the web for all of my purchases. Unfortunately it turns out Cole kills HELLA cows and like his website doesn't even know what to do with about 90% of that sheeit... so i have to pose like a wannabe rockstar in front of my bathroom mirror instead:
and then there was this black sweater and an orange beanie i got from bananarepublic.com. Being that i bought it online i DO know where to find the images, but upon closer examination... i stand to lose any remaining shred of masculinity i might have retained after that last pic if I put this up:
fortunately, photoshop always has my back.
let's see if we can make this pic a little more HARD KORE:
BOOOM!!!
Sub Zero is so hardcore in that hat he doesn't even PAY ATTENTION to you, or to correct lighting direction.
Actually, I have a confession at this point in my ramble. I did take a picture with the beanie, just I came to the realization as I was putting it on that it was the sort of ridiculous garment only a Japanese celebrity would wear.
That led to THIS photoshop crime:
I was thinking TEAM ZISSOU when i bought it, but my membership card is still in the mail and I remain loyal first and foremost to brog-unit online thuggery regardless.
There's some other crap I've picked up lately, but none of it will top the orange beanie for pure comic value so I might as well cut to the main point of this post, which was to get opinions on a pair of jeans i'm thinking about buying:
Oh, wait. Excuse me. I meant...
BOOOOOOM!
Yeah buddy.
2 Comments:
rock on meteorsexual!!!
LOL feel honored that I updated my blog cuz of your post...
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