Wednesday, February 09, 2005

hello from work [Liam]

ok, haven't updated in a while... i just wanted to kick out a quick all-text work safe post (I am such a gfx ho) before i got back to being semi-productive. Coming soon in the works I have a national-geographic style set of pics documenting the marker art I’ve deposited in weird places in the office away from view. These anomalies have begun to vanish with a new department moving into our old turf downstairs, so I wanted to catalog what remaining stuff I have around. And also coverage of the first AND1 diocese nerf basketball exhibition starring B-ROD and L-BO. Enough promotion though… I’m getting ahead of myself.

Workin with brian is pretty dope. All morning we were un-boxing new computers and flat panel monitors, the latter requiring some basic assembly, and I was giving him all kinds of shit about lagging behind. Then I totally snuck up when he was talking to one of the grown-up guys in charge of the tech department and nailed him in the face with a rubber band from around a corner. He flinched like a motherfucker and totally broke off what he was saying, but he had to like play it off and keep talking. Shit was HILARIOUS. He was kinda pissed about that. He later ran over in the hallway and socked me in the arm with a vicious jump-fierce attack (Lee, Lester. “What I Learned From Watching Troy,” 2004). I’m definitely gonna have a bruise.
After that, as we’re walking to get lunch at the Cheese Steak Shop (half price sides and half off your second Italian Hoagie on Wednesdays) I realize that I have no cash. To make matters worse, Bank of America is mad far away, and Brian is still pretty pissed that I bucked a money shot into his cheek during a serious conversation with a coworker. We stop into Long’s Drugs and I’m about to buy something and get cash back, when I realize my ATM card is at home and I can’t get cashback with teh mastarcardz.

Cut to the walk away from Long’s toward’s lunch.
Brian: Dude, how come you’re filling that out now? I’ve never seen someone buy a greeting card and just write in it while walking.
Liam: Don’t worry about it. (Scribbling away)
Brian: Wait a minute…
(Liam hands a greeting card to Brian, envelope reads “Bri”)

[FRONT]
Winds Blow.
(Winnie the Pooh with a dandelion)

Leaves Fall.
(Winnie the Pooh with scarf and rake)


Seasons Change.
(Winnie the Pooh examining his shadow)

[INSIDE]


Our Friendship Remains.
thx for putting up with my shit spot me 4 lunch? <3 LBO


© Disney, Hallmark


roflcoper. I am SUCH a bastard. Anyway, back to work.
More updates later!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn dude. you as cold as ICE.

btw GG using homoerotic-you-dont-stop-it jump fierce attack. l-bo--lucky you didnt get hit with lisbon linguisa instead.

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn dude. you as cold as ICE.

btw GG using homoerotic-you-dont-stop-it jump fierce attack. l-bo--lucky you didnt get hit with lisbon linguisa instead.

LL cool L

5:34 PM  
Blogger manwithcleaver said...

LOL that is fucking teh ownage!

That's like max ownage on Brian...you are the king of asses...and you topped it off with apology card a la mode.

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ish ish ish!

5:13 PM  

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