Tuesday, April 19, 2005

(:-O) [Liam]

Bad:
I received an epic papercut today in the line of duty while doing document stuff. It runs under my fingernail and back out onto the side of my finger. I got it from card-stock paper which is like damage as well.

Also, I missed like an hour of sleep this morning to find out that a guy nicknamed Der Panzer Kardinal was made pope, solidifying another piece of the future for backwards thinking.
Bush had this to say: "He's a man of great wisdom and knowledge. He's a man who serves the Lord."
Thank you, you fucking twit. Is THAT what they are about at the Vatican?
Way to represent for that kid in highschool who isn't smart enough to BS his way through a presentation and get away with it. I can almost see Bush folding a piece of binder paper back into his pocket and shuffling to his desk in the back of the classroom (all the while looking down at his shoes).

Good:
At the very least I got to sport some Irish pride for the bookmakers who called not only Cardinal Ratzinger but the name Benedict. I'll have a pint to that. Here's to those visionaries who can at least turn a fast buck on the downward spiral of our species. Booyah.

Enough about all that, though. Something cool has happened lately. I got this totally bitchin' stuffed gorilla in the mail for my World Wildlife Fund donation:

A new habitat has been set aside for him on the top of my monitor. He pretty much owns all he surveys. Or he could if he jumped down b/c he's a bad mutha.
Working on a name. Any suggestions?

1 Comments:

Blogger lester said...

i always vote MTABE the Destroyer, but I think xtina wants some dibs on naming rights. we'll see

8:37 PM  

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