monday morning [Liam]
as i am filling up the coffee maker,
the following things travel through my brain:
-someone has already made one pot of coffee this morning.
-[name] is a morning person. that's a potentially valuable trait to have.
-if this is true, it follows that many people are not morning people.
-when the fuck did morning people take over the world and declare this
an appropriate time to do business?
-obviously, they took over at like 7 a.m. when the normals were sleeping.
-i'm a night owl. i know this because i am up at 3 a.m. every night.
-i wasn't previously aware of it, but i am awake at 3 a.m. because i'm waiting for the revolution.
-specifically, the revolution that will be squashed without fanfare 3 hours later when my people pass out and the daylight folk start brewing coffee and kicking asses.
in other news good luck to brian at his interview to be an IT troll today:
(sometimes you gotta rock it MS Paint style)
the following things travel through my brain:
-someone has already made one pot of coffee this morning.
-[name] is a morning person. that's a potentially valuable trait to have.
-if this is true, it follows that many people are not morning people.
-when the fuck did morning people take over the world and declare this
an appropriate time to do business?
-obviously, they took over at like 7 a.m. when the normals were sleeping.
-i'm a night owl. i know this because i am up at 3 a.m. every night.
-i wasn't previously aware of it, but i am awake at 3 a.m. because i'm waiting for the revolution.
-specifically, the revolution that will be squashed without fanfare 3 hours later when my people pass out and the daylight folk start brewing coffee and kicking asses.
in other news good luck to brian at his interview to be an IT troll today:
(sometimes you gotta rock it MS Paint style)
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