monday [Liam]
i'm sitting at jen's house right now, hanging out with her and brian. i'm pretty wiped out from my monday.
to pass the time i just got done clipping a walkie-talkie to jen's dog chloe's collar, and then talking to the dog as it ran around the house trying to figure out where the voice was coming from.
this probably seems somewhat unkind to an outsider, but seeing as how i am almost certainly a reincarnated housecat i think it's actually pretty fuckin' proper. and hilarious. especially beeping the page button.
so i'm not going to get into the details of why there is a record or why i have seen it, but it's come to my attention that according to the government one of my identifiable features is a "scar on forehead."
how awesome is that? i mean seriously. not to mention the fact that i obviously mentioned this feature myself during some kind of information gathering or interview process (no comment... it's about a quarter inch, hiding between my eyebrows in a generally crease-heavy area of my face), it makes me sound like i'm either harry potter or a rowdy burmese knife fighter on the loose. sure i'm not as smart as danny, but at least i have street cred to show for getting dropped on my head as a baby. thanks, mom.
before i forget, my folks bought a honda crv this weekend. they don't actually drive it yet, but it's totally sitting in the garage like right now.
(i just looked up from the computer because brian was chanting "porno" at something on jen's laptop and jen was laughing at him. i have no comment to offer. i shall continue typing... trust me though it's not as interesting as that sounds or i would have left like 5 minutes ago).
the crv seems innocent enough, but i just can't wrap my head around the idea of us being an suv family. any day now my folks are going to force me to join a soccer team so they can come pick me up from practice on the way to the grocery store. well, at the very least if there's a fkn avalance somewhere between pioneer elementary and the union landing shopping center our family is way prepared.
um, what else, what else. i'm trying to do this thing where i don't plan my blogs out ahead of time... if i do that i have a tendency to keep tweaking them until i actually don't post at all and that negates the whole point of me even paying $5 a month for this domain (or is it a year? whatever). OH RIGHT i remember
check it:
i drew and printed an adhesive vinyl monitor frame at work and put it on my computer. it's so loud. i feel like my eyeballs are going deaf after 10 seconds sitting in front of the damn thing. i don't even look at what's going on onscreen, i'm too busy being overwhelmed by the aloha shirt of computer decorations hovering a foot from my head. at least it's got ninjas though. i loves me some ninjas. anyway i think brian's gonna drive me to my car now so i gotta bounce. new comic strip this week!
(by the way, the "kevin bacon game" i referred to in the last post involves drawing a line of association from actor to actor by way of movies where they appear together to make a continuous line from a certain movie star to kevin bacon... to do an easy one, kaite holmes in batman begins with tom cruise, who is in a few good men with kevin bacon. you can do up to six steps. i'm still hoping for some challenges, but not holding my breath)
anyway, i'll try to update if i get a chance, put in some drawings and whatnot from this week. right now i gotta go though.
latelatelatelatelatelate
to pass the time i just got done clipping a walkie-talkie to jen's dog chloe's collar, and then talking to the dog as it ran around the house trying to figure out where the voice was coming from.
this probably seems somewhat unkind to an outsider, but seeing as how i am almost certainly a reincarnated housecat i think it's actually pretty fuckin' proper. and hilarious. especially beeping the page button.
so i'm not going to get into the details of why there is a record or why i have seen it, but it's come to my attention that according to the government one of my identifiable features is a "scar on forehead."
how awesome is that? i mean seriously. not to mention the fact that i obviously mentioned this feature myself during some kind of information gathering or interview process (no comment... it's about a quarter inch, hiding between my eyebrows in a generally crease-heavy area of my face), it makes me sound like i'm either harry potter or a rowdy burmese knife fighter on the loose. sure i'm not as smart as danny, but at least i have street cred to show for getting dropped on my head as a baby. thanks, mom.
before i forget, my folks bought a honda crv this weekend. they don't actually drive it yet, but it's totally sitting in the garage like right now.
(i just looked up from the computer because brian was chanting "porno" at something on jen's laptop and jen was laughing at him. i have no comment to offer. i shall continue typing... trust me though it's not as interesting as that sounds or i would have left like 5 minutes ago).
the crv seems innocent enough, but i just can't wrap my head around the idea of us being an suv family. any day now my folks are going to force me to join a soccer team so they can come pick me up from practice on the way to the grocery store. well, at the very least if there's a fkn avalance somewhere between pioneer elementary and the union landing shopping center our family is way prepared.
um, what else, what else. i'm trying to do this thing where i don't plan my blogs out ahead of time... if i do that i have a tendency to keep tweaking them until i actually don't post at all and that negates the whole point of me even paying $5 a month for this domain (or is it a year? whatever). OH RIGHT i remember
check it:
i drew and printed an adhesive vinyl monitor frame at work and put it on my computer. it's so loud. i feel like my eyeballs are going deaf after 10 seconds sitting in front of the damn thing. i don't even look at what's going on onscreen, i'm too busy being overwhelmed by the aloha shirt of computer decorations hovering a foot from my head. at least it's got ninjas though. i loves me some ninjas. anyway i think brian's gonna drive me to my car now so i gotta bounce. new comic strip this week!
(by the way, the "kevin bacon game" i referred to in the last post involves drawing a line of association from actor to actor by way of movies where they appear together to make a continuous line from a certain movie star to kevin bacon... to do an easy one, kaite holmes in batman begins with tom cruise, who is in a few good men with kevin bacon. you can do up to six steps. i'm still hoping for some challenges, but not holding my breath)
anyway, i'll try to update if i get a chance, put in some drawings and whatnot from this week. right now i gotta go though.
latelatelatelatelatelate
1 Comments:
Dood. Your desk is REALLY messy. (Not that I should talk) You're so silly. You make me laugh. Ninjas. lol. Awesome.
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