wednesday morning yeah! [Liam]
gimme an L!
gimme a B!
gimme an O!
what's that spell?
PRODUCTIVITY!
good wednesday morning, or whenever you read this.
it's begun to concern me exactly how much I look forward to "Lost" night on TV.
I never used to consider myself a television person, but I've basically stopped watching dvd movies altogether. I'll probably get carded next time I go to hollywood video. I know I already talked about Smallville at some length, but going into the third season I've had another realization-- that show is to young malebait actors what SNL is to comedians and comedian-like substitutes.
In the seasons I've seen, Smallville has guest-starred:
-The middle son from Home Improvement (Johnathan Taylor Thomas)
He's listed as "himself" for Wrestlemania XI?!? I hope he was fighting. I would become a wrestling fan on that shit alone. I maintain that JTT will go down in history as our generation's white Gary Coleman.
-The OLDER SON from Home Improvement (Zachery Ty Brian)
Ok, Taylor Thomas may be the next Gary Coleman, but this dude here is the one hitting up CASH CALL loans in 20 years.
-Iceman from X-Men/X2 (Shawn Ashmore)
He gets superhero roles. I guess there's talk of him getting an X-Men movie franchise at some point in the future? Whatever. Superman could beat that ass all week.
-Seth from the OC (Adam Brody)
Plays the same basic character he does on The OC, but with evil kryptonite powers. It's funny how much use the phrase "but with evil kryptonite powers" gets when describing that show (everyone to this point on the list in fact rocks the EKPs).
-The gardener who does Eva Longoria a lot on Desperate Housewives (Jesse Metcalfe)
According to IMDB, he's gonna play "John Tucker" in a movie called "John Tucker Must Die." With Ashanti. This after already being rubbed out by the JTT midget guy in Smallville. What the dues, mayng. Dues be HARSH. I bet he gets to be Demi Moore's 4th husband after all this.
-Boone from Lost (Ian Somerhalder)
It's too early in his career to be typecast, but I'm calling it anyway. From here on out, ANYTIME you see him onscreen he's gonna be evil, for the rest of his career. Boy next door? Evil. Trusty sidekick? Evil. Fictionalized DeVry College testimonial? Hella evil.
latelatelatelatelate
gimme a B!
gimme an O!
what's that spell?
PRODUCTIVITY!
good wednesday morning, or whenever you read this.
it's begun to concern me exactly how much I look forward to "Lost" night on TV.
I never used to consider myself a television person, but I've basically stopped watching dvd movies altogether. I'll probably get carded next time I go to hollywood video. I know I already talked about Smallville at some length, but going into the third season I've had another realization-- that show is to young malebait actors what SNL is to comedians and comedian-like substitutes.
In the seasons I've seen, Smallville has guest-starred:
-The middle son from Home Improvement (Johnathan Taylor Thomas)
He's listed as "himself" for Wrestlemania XI?!? I hope he was fighting. I would become a wrestling fan on that shit alone. I maintain that JTT will go down in history as our generation's white Gary Coleman.
-The OLDER SON from Home Improvement (Zachery Ty Brian)
Ok, Taylor Thomas may be the next Gary Coleman, but this dude here is the one hitting up CASH CALL loans in 20 years.
-Iceman from X-Men/X2 (Shawn Ashmore)
He gets superhero roles. I guess there's talk of him getting an X-Men movie franchise at some point in the future? Whatever. Superman could beat that ass all week.
-Seth from the OC (Adam Brody)
Plays the same basic character he does on The OC, but with evil kryptonite powers. It's funny how much use the phrase "but with evil kryptonite powers" gets when describing that show (everyone to this point on the list in fact rocks the EKPs).
-The gardener who does Eva Longoria a lot on Desperate Housewives (Jesse Metcalfe)
According to IMDB, he's gonna play "John Tucker" in a movie called "John Tucker Must Die." With Ashanti. This after already being rubbed out by the JTT midget guy in Smallville. What the dues, mayng. Dues be HARSH. I bet he gets to be Demi Moore's 4th husband after all this.
-Boone from Lost (Ian Somerhalder)
It's too early in his career to be typecast, but I'm calling it anyway. From here on out, ANYTIME you see him onscreen he's gonna be evil, for the rest of his career. Boy next door? Evil. Trusty sidekick? Evil. Fictionalized DeVry College testimonial? Hella evil.
latelatelatelatelate
2 Comments:
Fuck superman's pansy ass...where the hell is my Batman Begin DVD..
oh BattleStar Galatica and Firefly > Smallville...peace.
what u got, edward james olmos and adam baldwin? shit would embarass kevin sorbo son
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