arizona is like vegas without the vegas [Liam]

soooooo
i'm in the desert, right? it's like a lesser florida without the beaches. the house is kinda cool i suppose.
also, i am too sick to pass the time drinking beer, OR exercising (the two possibilities i was counting on). here's hoping it's not the hantavirus-- i actually got sick going through los angeles, proving that LA can even make me sick flying past at 60 mph.

there's a horrible "arizona aesthetic" to this place that absolutely kills my eyeballs. it's like somewhere along the line when they were building everything here they decided that this detail

should be... on... EVERYTHING.

builder one: man, that is one ugly 7-11 we just built.
builder two: paint it pink and add a zig-zag shape somewhere. it's like a free pass here.
builder one: OH SNAP! if this building was any more harmonious with its desert surroundings it would be a sand dune! thanks, builder two!
builder two: it was nothing. to the ugly pink zig-zag mobile!
nununanananananuhhh! (transition to spinning pink zigzag logo)

ok, i obviously have nothing.
i'm sure i'll be posting again from my desert exile.