DANGER, RAMIREZ! (see original post below) [Liam]
Chris, I hope you read this before it's too late.
That plate is mine.
I constructed it as an automatic defense mechanism to protect me against vegetables in the Boylan home. Within a week it gained enough intelligence to fight peas with a fork. By the fourth week of testing it had...
well...
here's footage of the test run.
[LBo labs "Red Plate Project" 11/02/04]
Earlier this year I found out rather abruptly that it had learned how to fly. Haven't seen it since. BE CAREFUL. Dump the crisper from your fridge. We have no way of knowing what it can do or what it is up to.
That plate is mine.
I constructed it as an automatic defense mechanism to protect me against vegetables in the Boylan home. Within a week it gained enough intelligence to fight peas with a fork. By the fourth week of testing it had...
well...
here's footage of the test run.
[LBo labs "Red Plate Project" 11/02/04]
Earlier this year I found out rather abruptly that it had learned how to fly. Haven't seen it since. BE CAREFUL. Dump the crisper from your fridge. We have no way of knowing what it can do or what it is up to.
2 Comments:
too late. missing a foot now.
I like veggies...they make me feel good
/buzzkill
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