The Dish And The Insanity [Chris]

What happens when you lose your mind?

I think I'll find out soon. You see, my dishes are the same style and easily distinguishable from other plates, especially if those "other dishes" are significantly smaller and red. Now the thing is I’ve recently found a significantly smaller red plate sitting alongside my original dishes, (OD’s) acting like nothing is up. I’ve used questionable interrogation tactics (which the U.N. might classify as “torture”) to get some answers, but to no avail. So obviously, one of the following must be true:

This dish is trying to infiltrate my OD’s, in a similar manner that the "Others" did to the survivors on LOST. I fear for my OD’s survival unless the child is given up.

Or perhaps my OD’s are evolving into smaller, red plates in order to avoid large predators.

Then again, possibly my OD’s became so cool that they're attracting groupies.

While I'm not discounting any of the above-mentioned theories, I really can't for the life of me figure out where this dish came from. Honestly, I'd rather remember stealing this dish from a group of Alzheimer's patients then have NO F-ing clue where it came from.