Chillax [Lester]

Fuck this word. Fuck you if you use it.

Fucking great idea to take one broke ass word past its time:

CHILL

and modify by adding the fucking fake suffix from:

RELAX

Whoever the fuck invented this bullshit, I bet his life is all fucked up (his, because women aren't that stupid). He probably has a rottweiler with a paper tail glued on. He drives a 1995 purple Honda Civic with a duct taped-on bleacher seat for a wing. He doesn't order lemonade, but orders water, a complementary lemon and squeezes his own while adding "REAL" sugar. He wears a black suit and tie with white tube socks. He bought a 512mb ipod shuffle and shoots varmints with a .22. He ages his 2001 Charles Shaw. He's white.

White as HELL.

HELL.

*trails off*

hell....

helllllll........

hellllllllllllllllllll.....