Life Commentary [Chris]
*A brief conversation about what wouldn’t be the worst thing ever, immediately lead me to Terlocustists – which surely would be the worst thing ever. Half terrorist. Half locust. The ABC movie of the week staring Orlando Jones as "Mack" the undercover cop who has discovered a migrating mutated locust swarm heading towards New York! (I need professional help by the way)
*All lists are more impressive in excel. Know this, use this, and destroy all with this. Except of course, this list.
*My new office bathroom has a timer light that is eerily similar to the Scattegories clock. This proves life is a board game. Which is very true if you think about it.
*I find Scientology way too fascinating for my own good. You get OT levels? Really? Aliens spirits? Really? People believe this? Holy crap, tell me more.
*So I recently viewed, What The %$&* Do We Know? I halfway recommend it. I mostly just liked certain dialogue. For instance, “When you’re not looking there are waves of possibilities, when you are looking; there are particles of possibilities.” I’m not sure I even understand my own interpretation of that sentence.
*The idiot award of 06’ has clearly already been decided. When discussing King Kong, which was a seriously underrated movie in my opinion, Paul Wesselman, 38, of Madison, Wis. said, “If it was a bit shorter, I would be tempted to see it again," "But three hours is a serious commitment to a second viewing. Of course, I did see Titanic eight times in the movie theater.” Paul – The Terlocustists will definitely attack Madison, Wis first.
*Let's make this clear: Genius has no relationship whatsoever to popularity. Poor Arrested Development.
*Gillette’s new Mach 999 Light-year Much Gusto came out. I’m a sucker for some 5 blade action.
*I would soooooo knock up LOST. No doubt. Then force it to marry me. I’m a bit addicted. On the non-scary side, here is a quote I always really liked which doesn’t really fit the context of this post. So --- essentially it’s perfect.
Locke: I'm not lost any more.
Sun Kwon: How did you do that?
Locke: The same way anything lost gets found - I stopped looking.
*All lists are more impressive in excel. Know this, use this, and destroy all with this. Except of course, this list.
*My new office bathroom has a timer light that is eerily similar to the Scattegories clock. This proves life is a board game. Which is very true if you think about it.
*I find Scientology way too fascinating for my own good. You get OT levels? Really? Aliens spirits? Really? People believe this? Holy crap, tell me more.
*So I recently viewed, What The %$&* Do We Know? I halfway recommend it. I mostly just liked certain dialogue. For instance, “When you’re not looking there are waves of possibilities, when you are looking; there are particles of possibilities.” I’m not sure I even understand my own interpretation of that sentence.
*The idiot award of 06’ has clearly already been decided. When discussing King Kong, which was a seriously underrated movie in my opinion, Paul Wesselman, 38, of Madison, Wis. said, “If it was a bit shorter, I would be tempted to see it again," "But three hours is a serious commitment to a second viewing. Of course, I did see Titanic eight times in the movie theater.” Paul – The Terlocustists will definitely attack Madison, Wis first.
*Let's make this clear: Genius has no relationship whatsoever to popularity. Poor Arrested Development.
*Gillette’s new Mach 999 Light-year Much Gusto came out. I’m a sucker for some 5 blade action.
*I would soooooo knock up LOST. No doubt. Then force it to marry me. I’m a bit addicted. On the non-scary side, here is a quote I always really liked which doesn’t really fit the context of this post. So --- essentially it’s perfect.
Locke: I'm not lost any more.
Sun Kwon: How did you do that?
Locke: The same way anything lost gets found - I stopped looking.
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