X4: Personal evolution [Mowgli]

Went to the dentist Saturday, which was kind of an adventure. I showed up at his office about five minutes early for my appointment, but when I walked into his waiting room it was bare. No couches, no magazines, nothing. The place had been stripped. Fortunately there was a receptionist there, who informed me with a combination of a pamphlet and some minimal English that he'd moved his office. To Karavanthra, which as it turned out is a distant suburb of the city. Hopped a rickshaw down there, only to find out that the driver didn't know how to find 'Temple road' once we were in the right area. After a wrong turn and some directions, we finally tracked it down. The dentist's new office is very nice, it's a whole floor of a nice new building. It took him ten years to get a new office; turns out he's tried to move twice before, and each time the developer ended up shafting him. He's gone to court and won in both those cases, so he'll end up with four offices at the end of the story. He decided I should have my wisdom teeth out, which I'm going back for on Wednesday, but he took an X-ray and discovered that I only have 3 wisdom teeth. Apparently humans are evolving away from growing them in the first place, and I'm proud to help lead our development. Ladies, if you need superior genes give me a call.