The Best of the Refrigerator - Part I [Chris]

Taraval Productions, in association with 26th Ave Labs is proud to present "The Best of the Refrigerator 1." Scrambled word segments have never dared such heights.

Each segment is separated by a "-"

"- Bigger - , - Sexier - Grease Trap - " - :
Toyota - To Revolutionize - Robotic Porn

Teen - Makes Plea - For - Homosexual - Sandwich - With - Dad - & - MacGyver

Loser - Angered By - Mom
Disagrees - About - Coolness of - World

Cloned - Asian - Leads To
Calls For - Shittier - Colleges

Pastor - Vows To - Invade - Six Year Old

President - Recommends - Americans - Breakup With - God - By - 2005

Area - Man - Bleeding - Without All The - Blrrgh

Fire - Saves - Breasts - Caught In - Egregious - Hippie - T.Shirt

New - Tastier - Cool Ranch - Butter
Used - On - 83 - 479 - Children
Earth - Cracks - Under Pressure
Hell - Unveils - U.S. - Office
99 Percent - Trucked To - Magic - Bacon - Landfill
Congress - Applauds
5.1 Billion - Sent To - CEO - For More

A many thanks to The Onion for providing the necessary word segments and The Boylan Foundation, without whose many contributions this post would not be possible.