GO UTAH! [Ben]

(CBS) A Utah retailer of family-friendly tapes and DVDs - Hollywood films with the "dirty parts" cut out of them - has been arrested for trading sex with two 14-year-old girls.

Orem police say Flix Club owner Daniel Dean Thompson, 31, and Issac Lifferth, 24, were booked into the Utah County jail on charges of sexual abuse and unlawful sexual activity with a 14-year-old.

It's getting to the point where if you told me you were a Republican, I'd really have to assume you're spending your Friday nights doing drugs off the chests of under aged hookers while getting your asshole licked by a gay dog.

In an airport bathroom.

Praise Jesus.