T9Word Adventures [Matt]

I've been sent back to 1999 cell-phone-wise, which has its own perks and drawbacks. It's strange how the onboard flashlight is far more helpful than many of the functions of a iPhone would be here.

In any case, the old school word predictor is a fun little blast from the past. It brought humor to my evening a few days ago during the following exchange:

Chris texts me: On man date with brian in San jose watching stand up/little bitches. It's as weird as it sounds.

My response: Did you set out a plate for me/my spirit? Also, slip brian a little tongue from me.

Word predictor had a sweet time with this. In addition to the never-gets-old habit of predicting "asian" when the letters for "brian" are typed, it also mistook "plate" to be "slave". When I left off the "e" at the end of "tongue," it came up with "vomit".

Thus, the original predicted message was: Did you set out a slave for me/my spirit? Also, slip asian a little vomit from me.

Gold.