| Chain Restaraunt | + Comments | - Comments |
| TGIFriday's | imo cream of the chain foodery crop. Carries a similar menu to its weaker cousins, but with a slightly higher standard for quality and presentation. Mainstays of chicken sammich, burger, steak, etc are less generic though not enough to make you think you're at a real restaraunt. Also best bar hands down among the chains. Truly the Jack/Carl's Jr. of this tier. | Prices reflect the small increases in presentation and quality. Extra couple bucks on the tab push TGIF close to the threshold occupied by real restaraunts, a much more competitive bracket. |
| Chili's | Widely available. Has occasional "Special Item" ownage like Awesome Blossom.
Has bar, usually equipped with GB Marzen around here. | Sandwiches ok, avoid entrees. Especially /w/ rice. OMG avoid the rice. |
| Applebee's | Seemingly diverse menu, fairly safe bet for indecisive group. Decent booze selection, can get a bigger glass of draft here than @ Chili's i think... | Do NOT push the high end of the menu. U.S.S. Porterhouse is a grey rubber flavor-injected steak trap. Also, Applebee's has creepy tendency to kiss ass of local HS population in wall memorabilia
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| Denny's | Open late. Reminds me of high school. | Food is SUCK CHAMPION. Greasy.
Only "Super Bird" holds it down, and
occasional post-binge breakfast skillets. |